Tempurpedic

The biggest scam in the home furnishings history. The most expensive mattress made from the least expensive components (or at least the least expensive manufacturing process).

- MG

Cultural chauvinism

Americans wear blue jeans and sneakers;
Scottish guys wear kilts;
Muslim women wear burqas;
Indonesians wear white shirts;
Russians wear fur coats and hats;
Arab men wear long dresses;
Sikhs wear turbans;
Bantus wear almost nothing;
Indian women wear saris...

So, any time someone objects to what other cultures wear, he or she confesses about their own ignorance and intended dominance of their culture over the rest.

MG

Joke of the month

Otišli Mujo i Fata u Ameriku. Dobili sve potrebno za život, samo im rekli da kad dobiju dijete moraju mu dati neko američko ime.
Rodila Fata sina i otišao ga Mujo upisati u knjigu rođenih. Kada se vratio pita ga Fata: "Koje si mu ime dao?"
"Sjedinjene Američke Države", odgovori Mujo!
"Pa, kako ćemo ga, bolan ne bio, zvati?"

ESADEEEEEEE........

Human Animal

"Cities, like forests, have their dens in which hide all their vilest and most terrible monsters. But in cities, what hides thus is ferocious, unclean, and petty, that is to say, ugly; in forests, what hides is ferocious, savage, and grand, that is to say, beautiful."

- Victor Hugo: Les Miserables

Angels

Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks their wings
they simply continue to fly
on a broomstick.