Integrity

"Integrity is doing the right thing even when no one is looking."
- C.K.

Who We Are...

There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened. Anybody who wishes to belong to any one of these types contrary to their genetic predetermination will look like a moron.

Crisis

"Todays world's crisis is showing that balance in the distribution of wealth is not only a question of social justice or ethics, but a basic condition of economic stability and sustainable progress, in other words it is in mutual, long lasting interest of all levels of society. Despite enormous prosperity achieved in many fields, what rules the world today is really poverty."
- Stipe Mesić

My life credo

"Tuđe nećemo; svoje nedamo."

- Josip Broz Tito

Joke of the Month

Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home. “Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60-year-old. “You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out.”

“Ah, that’s nothin’,” said the 70-year-old. “When you’re seventy, you can’t even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin’ comes out!”

“Actually,” said the 80-year-old, “eighty is the worst age of all.”

“Do you have trouble peeing too?” asked the 60-year-old.

“No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock: no problem at all.” said the 80-year-old.

“Do you have trouble crapping?” asked the 70-year-old. “No, I crap every morning at 6:30.” the older man responded.

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, “Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what’s so tough about being 80?”

“I don’t wake up until 7:00!”