Joke of the month

Ne znaš šta je gore: ili ići u grad pa gledat' ono što ne možeš jebat', ili ići kući pa jebat' ono što ne možeš gledat'.

- Heard on my last trip to Croatia

Television

I can't speak for the rest of the world but most of American television programing (excluding PBS and some sports channels) is nothing else but the Cheap entertainment for the simple minds.

- MG

Internationalism

During my life so far I had the opportunity to meet and deal with people from the following countries:

Afghanistan, Albania, Argentina, Bangladesh, Australia, Austria, Bosnia & Herzegovina, Brazil, Bulgaria, Canada, Czech Republic, Chile, China, Colombia, Costa Rica, Croatia, Cuba, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Ecuador, Egypt, England, Ethiopia, France, Georgia, Germany, Ghana, Greece, Guatemala, Guyana, Haiti, Honduras, Hungary, India, Ireland, Italy, Jamaica, Japan, Jordan, Kenya, Korea, Lithuania, Macedonia, Mexico, Montenegro, Netherlands, Niger, Nigeria, Pakistan, Panama, Peru, Philippines, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, South Africa, Spain, Sweden, Tanzania, Ukraine, USA, Venezuela

Who could ever need a bigger fortune than this?

- MG