Joke of the Month

A crusty old man walks into the local church and says to the secretary: "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies: "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in our church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him of her situation.

The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer: "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem.", the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."

"I see...", said the pastor. "Is this bitch giving you a hard time?"

My God...

If one believes his God is one and only, omnipotent creator of the universe and better than anyone else's, isn't one simply acknowledging the existence of more than one God? And if all those Gods created their universes, how many universes are there? And why are we then all stuck together on this tiny planet? Why don't we all just go and live in peace in our own universes where we won't be bothered by other people and their Gods?

How ungodly.

If one believes his God is the same God that everyone else believes in, but he thinks his way is the only proper way of worshiping and following God's word (and that's the case with more or less any organized religion) then we here on earth have a case of ass kissing of grandest proportions.

How ungodly.

And if one believes his God is the same God that everybody else believes in, and he thinks his way and everybody else's ways are just cultural and traditional variations of the same way, then there should be no problem in crossing (or abandoning) religious boundaries and believing that we all are as one believing in one God.

How Godly.

Are religions using us to procure the old "divide et impera" philosophy?

Organized religion, how ungodly.

Human Chemistry

When is someone going to figure out our chemical formula? I know it's almost impossible, but, wouldn't it be a wonderful thing to know what are we made of, and what is driving this marvelous chemical reaction called life?

God

"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."
- Voltaire